It's been a while since I updated so my collection has gotten rather expansive. Things you can expect under the cut: Pseudo-philosophical musings, riffing on movies and TV, deadpan snarking, cameos from my family, running jokes and the casual insanity of suburban life.

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Hanna: I made you some blu-tac ravioli.
Me: Um.... thanks?

Hanna: So... a needle pulling thread.

Hanna: If the conservatives and the tory's joined together as one party, would they be the conservatory's?

Hanna: God I'm hungry. I'd eat blu-tac ravioli but I don't know what the calorie content is.

Hanna: Our gay love child looks like Angelina Jolie.

Me: ( Read more... )

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Dad: If you get angry you shouldn't swear at people, it just keeps getting you into trouble. Look in the dictionary and find a really long word no-one'll understand and use that instead; like polymorphism or something.

I swear he actually said this seriously. As if I'm supposed to turn around and tell someone to go polymorph themselves. I love my ( Read more... )

So yeah, that summary of my holiday is gonna be up any day now; but first:

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I sorta copped out on giving you guys a thorough run-down of my week in my post earlier so I'm making it up to ya'll by telling you what happened today ( Read more... )

I find that it's often other people who overhear the most random aspects of my conversations. Examples:

Yasmin: ....My mum's cleavage would make even the Archbishop of Canterbury sweaty in his pants.

The guy walking by at the time gave her a really weird look and we all just laughed.